Mamma Mia??

I am proud to say that I have successfully avoided seeing this movie/musical up to an hour ago. I just thought that I would mention to you all up front that I despise musicals and despise ABBA even more. That said, I knew that watching this movie would definitely give me nightmares.

I saw a few portions of the movie and from what I saw, the daughter is getting married, and for some reason goes through her mom's diary (always a bad idea when they are alive) and finds out her mom is an easy lay, and doesn't use protection. To add insult to injury the mom doesn't even know who the biological father is and narrowed it down to 3 guys. What kind of fucked up, irresponsible shit is that? Which leads me to my next question: If you claim you only banged 3 guys in a short period, you probably could have fucked more. Did she turn into a slut overnight or was this an ongoing lifestyle?  Meanwhile, I don't sorry for the other guys that got slopping 2nds, or 3rds for that matter.   There is lots of virgin poontang around and you don't have to take a number.  Meanwhile everyone is singing along. I was irked because of those potential dads is James Bond himself. Mr. Bond has never been in a predicament like this and really could have used "Q" to help him out.  I was amazed that we never find out who the biological dad is...   If you must see it, charge up your iPod and get it ready!

Same But Different

This is going to be a neat blog because I will post cars that I think look too similar and priced waaaay apart!  First up is the 2010 Mazda 3. 

This car is a Mazda 3 and starts at $15,000 MSRP.

This next one I actually have driven and it was like driving a space ship.

Say hello to the $42,000 Lexus HS250.  Three times the car?  You be the judge.

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Let me introduce to you a 2010 Lexus RX330

This car starts at $38,000 and usually go for $45,000.

This is another Mazda, the CX-9 which costs $29,000.

I Want My MTV

What little I saw of the MTV Movie Awards, I thought that it was some salute to the First Amendment or something like that.  It was sooo bad that MTV issued an immediate apology.  I thought that Tom Cruise was very entertaining, and ohyes, Christina Aguilera has a LED heart on her poontang.  I have never seen anthing close to this.  I will post a link so you can check it out yourself.

ATTUverse

I have had ATT Uverse for over a year already and have been overall happy with it.  There are a couple of things that I would have done different, but I thought that I could post up some hints or experiences or just random shit. 

I thought I would give some helpful methods to get through the phone system as quickly as possible to talk to a person for Technical Support, because merely getting to talk to someone is a small battle in itself.

1. Give them your phone number so that their telephone system can look you up. You need to REMEMBER THAT PHONE NUMBER!!
2. Since its voice activated, the key words are TV (you need to designate a department), and then say "AGENT", and that will direct you straight to a human. You need to enunciate each word. That is key. They always say there is a high volume of traffic to discourage you. Do NOT be discouraged. You have gone this far and you DESERVE get to an agent and get your issue resolved/acknowledged… so that you can get a refund later on.

Sometimes I suspect that the agents are soooo dumb that they are not human: they are monkeys clicking on a computer and you hear the automated response from the computer.

With ATT Uverse, they are either Pilipino or from the Midwest like South Texas.


I am thinking of updating this page so that I can give some other notes on ATT Uverse.

Ugly Cars and Mansory

Hello all!  I would like to take  a moment to talk about ugly cars and more specificaly this company called Mansory (that is not a typo).  What kind of name is Mansory anyways?  Its like Man, I am Sorry I made this shit!  I am going to compile a list of DFU (Damn Fucking Ugly) cars.  On the top of the list (as of this posting) is the Porsche Panamera.  If you look at the car from the front and then the side and then the back, you go from uncomfortable to downright nasty.  The back of the car literally is BUTT ugly. 

The front isn't that bad. 

Here is where the problem is.  The rear. 

That back end is aweful.  You will see proof of it in a couple of years when they "refresh" the design.  You know, I seriously hope that Porsche makes some money for this car because it is simply an ABOMINATION.  I think that the Cayanne is worse overall, but they made some serious money on those posers that buy that garbage.  If you read the reviews for the Panamera, ALL the journalists don't like this car, sooo good luck Porsche.  I just saw this aftermarket make the car even uglier.  I was surprised that it was possible. 

Meet the Mansory Panamera. 

Kind of looks like a remote controlled toy car.

Of all the aftermarket manufacturers, I think that Mansory makes cars them uglier by far.  They actually fucked with the perfectly good Ferrari 599 and made it ugly and named it the Mansory Stallone. 

These guys need to give the crack pipe a rest and get back work.

What's up with Danica Patrick?

I just started noticing that Danica has been in the news for a new reason.  She is getting booed.  I was blown away, until I saw her with sunglasses on blaming the car and her team for the lack of performance.  I would make a bet that she was crying under those sunglasses.  I am still amazed that she is/was that popular still.  For someone that had won ONE race and with 6 seasons under her belt 2005-2010, she averaged 8th place.  This year she will be 12th place.  So what makes this girl so popular?  Hmmmmmm, perhaps because she is 28 years old and a girl?  Um, no.  She is just another pretty face.  Anna Kournikova wasn't popular because of her talent.  There were many other people that were better than her men and women.  Why did she get all these endorsements?  She is just another pretty face.  Its pretty cool to be able to milk it because of how you look.  Unfortunately when Maria Sharapova came into the picture that shows that she can look good and be a winner, we saw less of Anna Kournikova in ads.  In this case, there have been very few girls in the racing category and they were all ugly.  I thought that Danica would be popular until her "Maria" comes around, but I guess people are getting tired of her pretty face with sub-par results, and lately putting down her crew.  Apparently she is in process of going to NASCAR?  Good luck with that.